Cat bling

I went out today to look for some cat accessories for when I get Miss Sophie home. I had no idea of the world into which I am, apparently, about to be initiated. You can buy just about any piece of crap precious item imaginable for your kitty. Here are some samples:

A pet carrier, which can be worn like a handbag, for when you want to take your pet for a walk. That would be a walk where you do the walking and your pet looks out in embarrassment from the frilly pink face hole.

Of course, depending on how much your pet weighs, your shoulder may get sore. In that case, pop your little darling into the pet stroller!

What pet could be happy without a collar? You have your choice of the trendy bandana collar or, for the more sophisticated lady, a delicate jewelled number.

Your cat must have exercise, particularly if she is an indoor cat. A floor-to-ceiling cat gym should solve that problem.

And finally... what kitty household is complete without a self-flushing, self-washing cat litter box?








Poor Sophie. She's going to be horribly disappointed when she finds out her new mummy bought a plain, carpeted scratching post from The Reject Shop and will be buying an ordinary old $5 litter tray with no lid and no flush at all, self- or otherwise.
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